so, what you're saying...is that you're tired

"My eyes feel like a zombie sucked them out of my face and left them hanging and all I can see is the ground bouncing with each step." -- non-date

i bought this yesterday...

sort of looks like an aluminum bra, yes?
or costume molds from madonna's upcoming tour.

well, this is what it makes:



GIANT CUPCAKE CAKE.

i swoon.

(photos courtesy of target.com & surlatable.com)

what happens at one a.m. when your defenses are down

you should have seen the pigtails.
[hee!]

new york, out of order

my weekend, photographically...

[kendall, ciro & lucky. ciro is clearly the only one excited to have his picture taken.]

[kendall, helen & melissa. post-shopping & purchasing bridesmaid dresses, pictures of which shall remain un-posted, so as not to spoil the surprise.]

[PLANDOME ROAD! not pictured: the doorknob we borrowed from the ladies room bathroom door.]

[grandma pizza. mmmm. i wonder who ordered that.]

everybody soups!

my very first soup...it's so pretty!

this is teale.

she says, "mustaches make you rowdy."

well said, teale. well said.
[also? you look a bit like this guy...]

go away, radio.

songs that i don't want to hear in the morning:

• sweet home alabama
• freebird
• hotel california*
• anything from the inane and repetitive catalogue of third eye blind
• any song that prominently features any of the following words: snow, frosty, holidays, bells [holiday music has a place on the radio, but not before 6PM]
• anything by fergie
• anything by richard marx [he swears...he left her by the river]

* this also falls into the category, "songs that i don't want to hear...EVER"