migration

a detailed account of our trip to the sunshine state is on its way.

until then, i sum up the trip in one photo.

[note: the suspicious nature of the facial expression is in direct proportion to the absurdity of the hairstyle.]

juiced grapes

what you thought was a tiny, unripe tomato...

was really a GIANT, overstimulated grape!

[this is the roger clemens of produce.]

so, what you're saying...is that you're tired

"My eyes feel like a zombie sucked them out of my face and left them hanging and all I can see is the ground bouncing with each step." -- non-date

i bought this yesterday...

sort of looks like an aluminum bra, yes?
or costume molds from madonna's upcoming tour.

well, this is what it makes:



GIANT CUPCAKE CAKE.

i swoon.

(photos courtesy of target.com & surlatable.com)

what happens at one a.m. when your defenses are down

you should have seen the pigtails.
[hee!]

new york, out of order

my weekend, photographically...

[kendall, ciro & lucky. ciro is clearly the only one excited to have his picture taken.]

[kendall, helen & melissa. post-shopping & purchasing bridesmaid dresses, pictures of which shall remain un-posted, so as not to spoil the surprise.]

[PLANDOME ROAD! not pictured: the doorknob we borrowed from the ladies room bathroom door.]

[grandma pizza. mmmm. i wonder who ordered that.]

everybody soups!

my very first soup...it's so pretty!