shoe of the day...

shoe of the day...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

dear driver

dear navy blue ford minivan:

it is clear that you lack the skills to properly back into a parking space, as evidenced by the two foot protrusion into the driving area of the parking garage -- not only today, but yesterday as well.

when you're getting outparked by the hepatitis van, you know it's time to switch to public transportation.

your friend,
the foci

1 comment:

Boysiphis said...

I'm nuts?...uhh no I think you are a little bit more payday to my almond joy.